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Total Medals Earned: 355 (From 55 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,730 Points

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Tek Tactical

Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/500 points)

Goal Setter 5 Points

Earn 6 achievements.

Killer 5 Points

Kill 5 enemies.

Minimalist 5 Points

Earn 1 achievement.

Serial Killer 5 Points

Kill 30 enemies.

Mass Murderer 5 Points

Kill 125 enemies.

Achievement Acquirer 10 Points

Earn 40 achievements.

Badge Badger 10 Points

Earn 25 achievements.

Goal Getter 10 Points

Earn 16 achievements.

Half-Assed 10 Points

Earn 65 achievements. That's half of the total 130 achievements.

Rampage 10 Points

Kill 550 enemies.

Maniac Murderer 25 Points

Kill 1,900 enemies.

Medal Monster 25 Points

Earn 80 achievements.

Non-Stop Rampage 25 Points

Kill 1,125 enemies.

Maniacal Mangler 50 Points

Kill 11,000 enemies.

Medal Maniac 50 Points

Earn 110 achievements.

Menacing Maimer 50 Points

Kill 4,000 enemies.

Genocide 100 Points

Kill 60,000 enemies.

Perfectionist 100 Points

Earn all 130 achievements. Must've taken you a while, huh?

The Totem Collab

Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/20 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 18/20 (350/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

You Only Get One Face

Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/490 points)

Clean shaven 5 Points

Successfully shaved it all off!

Full beard 5 Points

Successfully find the full beard!

La Poirot 10 Points

Detect la Poirot!

Full Gringo 10 Points

Successfully find the Full Gringo!

King Tut 10 Points

Dig up King Tut

Mutton Chops 10 Points

Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops

Napoleon Imperial 10 Points

Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial

Soul Patch 10 Points

Find your soul (patch)

The Lemmy 10 Points

Locate Lemmy!

Thespian 10 Points

Successfully audition the Thespian

Abe 25 Points

Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!

Fu manchu 25 Points

Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu

Goatee 25 Points

Successfully find the Goatee

Zappa 25 Points

Rock out the Zappa

The Souvarov 50 Points

Successfully find The Souvarov

Winnfield 50 Points

Successfully find The Winnfield

Sparrow 100 Points

Enter random pirate quote here...

The Anchor 100 Points

Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.